Tattoo Organizer

Written by Smeff.

This tattoo 'viewer' will pause and gag normal tattoo messages and display them in a very nice organized fashion. I don't know how to use the %format, so feel free to change/edit stuff that works to make it sexy. It works great, on you, and your friends!


 * 1) CLASS {Tattoos}
 * 2) ALIAS tattooEcho {#echo "";#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Head:         " %ansi( red, high)@head1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@head1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @head2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@head2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@head2amt%ansi( blue, high))};#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Torso:         " %ansi( red, high)@torso1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@torso1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @torso2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@torso2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@torso2amt%ansi( blue, high))};#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Left Arm:      " %ansi( red, high)@leftarm1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@leftarm1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @leftarm2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@leftarm2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@leftarm2amt%ansi( blue, high))};#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Right Arm:     " %ansi( red, high)@rightarm1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@rightarm1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @rightarm2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@rightarm2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@rightarm2amt%ansi( blue, high))};#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Left Leg:      " %ansi( red, high)@leftleg1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@leftleg1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @leftleg2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@leftleg2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@leftleg2amt%ansi( blue, high))};#echo %ansi( blue, high)"Tattoos on Right Leg:     " %ansi( red, high)@rightleg1 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@rightleg1amt%ansi( blue, high));#if (!%null( @rightleg2)) {#echo %ansi( blue, high)"                          " %ansi( red, high)@rightleg2 %ansi( blue, high)(%ansi( green, high)@rightleg2amt%ansi( blue, high))}}
 * 3) VAR leftarm1 {}
 * 4) VAR leftarm2 {}
 * 5) VAR rightarm1 {}
 * 6) VAR rightarm2 {}
 * 7) VAR leftleg1 {}
 * 8) VAR leftleg2 {}
 * 9) VAR torso1 {}
 * 10) VAR torso2 {}
 * 11) VAR head1 {}
 * 12) VAR head2 {}
 * 13) VAR rightleg1 {}
 * 14) VAR rightleg2 {}
 * 15) VAR leftarm1amt {}
 * 16) VAR leftarm2amt {}
 * 17) VAR leftleg1amt {}
 * 18) VAR leftleg2amt {}
 * 19) VAR rightarm1amt {}
 * 20) VAR rightarm2amt {}
 * 21) VAR rightleg1amt {}
 * 22) VAR rightleg2amt {}
 * 23) VAR torso1amt {}
 * 24) VAR torso2amt {}
 * 25) VAR head1amt {}
 * 26) VAR head2amt {}
 * 27) TRIGGER {You have the following tattoos:} {#gag;#echo Calculating tattoos...;leftarm1="";leftarm2="";leftleg1="";leftleg2="";rightarm1="";rightarm2="";rightleg1="";rightleg2="";torso1="";torso2="";head1="";head2="";leftarm1amt="";leftarm2amt="";leftleg1amt="";leftleg2amt="";rightarm1amt="";rightarm2amt="";rightleg1amt="";rightleg2amt="";torso1amt="";torso2amt="";head1amt="";head2amt="";#alarm +.5 {tattooEcho}}
 * 28) TRIGGER {^On * you see:} {#gag;#echo Calculating tattoos...;leftarm1="";leftarm2="";leftleg1="";leftleg2="";rightarm1="";rightarm2="";rightleg1="";rightleg2="";torso1="";torso2="";head1="";head2="";leftarm1amt="";leftarm2amt="";leftleg1amt="";leftleg2amt="";rightarm1amt="";rightarm2amt="";rightleg1amt="";rightleg2amt="";torso1amt="";torso2amt="";head1amt="";head2amt="";#alarm +.5 {tattooEcho}}
 * 29) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left arm. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftarm1)) {leftarm1=%1;leftarm1amt=%2} {leftarm2=%1;leftarm2amt=%2}}
 * 30) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left arm.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftarm1)) {leftarm1=%1;leftarm1amt="--"} {leftarm2=%1;leftarm2amt="--"}}
 * 31) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right arm. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightarm1)) {rightarm1=%1;rightarm1amt=%2} {rightarm2=%1;rightarm2amt=%2}}
 * 32) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right arm.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightarm1)) {rightarm1=%1;rightarm1amt="--"} {rightarm2=%1;rightarm2amt="--"}}
 * 33) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left leg. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftleg1)) {leftleg1=%1;leftleg1amt=%2} {leftleg2=%1;leftleg2amt=%2}}
 * 34) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left leg.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftleg1)) {leftleg1=%1;leftleg1amt="--"} {leftleg2=%1;leftleg2amt="--"}}
 * 35) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right leg. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightleg1)) {rightleg1=%1;rightleg1amt=%2} {rightleg2=%1;rightleg2amt=%2}}
 * 36) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right leg.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightleg1)) {rightleg1=%1;rightleg1amt="--"} {rightleg2=%1;rightleg2amt="--"}}
 * 37) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the head. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @head1)) {head1=%1;head1amt=%2} {head2=%1;head2amt=%2}}
 * 38) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the head.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @head1)) {head1=%1;head1amt="--"} {head2=%1;head2amt="--"}}
 * 39) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the torso. ~((%d) uses left~)} {#gag;#if (%null( @torso1)) {torso1=%1;torso1amt=%2} {torso2=%1;torso2amt=%2}}
 * 40) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the torso.$} {#gag;#if (%null( @torso1)) {torso1=%1;torso1amt="--"} {torso2=%1;torso2amt="--"}}
 * 41) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left arm. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftarm1)) {leftarm1=%1;leftarm1amt="perma"} {leftarm2=%1;leftarm2amt="perma"}}
 * 42) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right arm. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightarm1)) {rightarm1=%1;rightarm1amt="perma"} {rightarm2=%1;rightarm2amt="perma"}}
 * 43) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the left leg. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @leftleg1)) {leftleg1=%1;leftleg1amt="perma"} {leftleg2=%1;leftleg2amt="perma"}}
 * 44) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the right leg. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @rightleg1)) {rightleg1=%1;rightleg1amt="perma"} {rightleg2=%1;rightleg2amt="perma"}}
 * 45) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the head. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @head1)) {head1=%1;head1amt="perma"} {head2=%1;head2amt="perma"}}
 * 46) TRIGGER {{A|An} (%w) tattoo on the torso. ~(permanent~)$} {#gag;#if (%null( @torso1)) {torso1=%1;torso1amt="perma"} {torso2=%1;torso2amt="perma"}}
 * 47) CLASS 0